Atheists offer to care for pets after the Rapture

| 29/08/2009

(Telegraph): It’s a question that all animal-loving Christian evangelicals must address: who will look after their pets on Earth when the Rapture comes and they are taken up to heaven? Now a group of atheists in the US have come up with a tongue-in-cheek solution, offering to take in the cats and dogs of "saved" believers in return for a small fee. All the atheists signed up by Eternal Earth-Bound Pets are self-confessed sinners and blasphemers, guaranteeing they will be left behind when the chosen are selected.

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Thank you for the laughs, Quincy. This is priceless.

    • Anonymous says:

      Thank you for the laughs? I guess I’m not that good of an actor after all.

      You’re unable to tell when I’m being funny and when I’m being serious. Oh…that should be 1000 years, not 1000 days. My typo!

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  2. Quincy Brown says:

    St. Francis of Assisi will always look after the pets–always!  The same creator that created humans also created animals.  Let us remember that humans were not the first to land on earth—and we probably won’t be the last. After we are gone, terra firma will go on–until destroyed. Also, 1000 days for us is like 1 day for the awesome God we serve!

     

    Quincy Brown

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    Born again Christian

    Respecter of Science.