Banana sex cult leader splits
(Courier Mail): Papua New Guinea police are hunting the leader of a sex cult who promised villagers a bumper banana harvest if they engaged in public sex. The man and his followers fled naked into the wilderness when police tried to arrest them over the weekend, the Post Courier newspaper reported. The newspaper said the villagers in Morobe province, about 200km north of the capital Port Moresby, had been promised their banana harvest would increase 10-fold every time they had sex in public. Inspector Adam Busil said he and officers surrounded the man’s hut early Saturday but he refused to come out, then made a dash for freedom with about seven naked followers.
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They probablydidn’t believe him anyway. They just wanted to have outdoor sex!
This methodof ‘firtilizing’ works on just about any type of crop… Since I started using it I have not only noticed greater yeilds of crops but the quality has also improved. I have had longer thicker plantains that hardly fit in your mouth, fatter rounder coconuts and jucier mangoes! don’t even get me started on the melons, they are just beautiful!
If a laugh a going poop!!…………….