Captain Underpants stays as OT minister

| 13/10/2009

(CNS): According to the Governor’s Office, Chris Bryant remains UK minister with responsibility for Overseas Territories following a Cabinet reshuffle in which he and Baroness Glenys Kinnock essentially switched jobs. Bryant has now been given the more prestigeous post of minister for Europe while Kinnock takes on Africa. CNS reported this morning that the Kinnock had now also replaced Bryant as OT Minister but this appears not to be the case. Bryant, a former vicar who is notorious for posing on a gay website in only his Y-fronts, has attracted more derision by scooping Downing Street and the Foreign Office in announcing the mini Cabinet reshuffle by posting it on  Twitter.

Shadow Europe Minister Mark Francois is quoted in the Daily Mail as saying, “Gordon Brown’s government is again stumbling into farce. Glenys Kinnock was appointed in chaos, now she has the embarrassment of being the first minister ever whose reshuffle has been announced on Twitter by her successor.”

The move into a less prestigious ministerial position is largely seen as acknowledgment by Prime Minister Gordon Brown that he made a mistake by appointing Lady Kinnock, the wife of former Labour Party leader Neil Kinnock, into the high profile European post. However, she retains her minister of state salary of £106,136, while Bryant keeps his parliamentary under-secretary of state salary of £96,167.

CaribWorldNews reports that yesterday (12 October), in a written ministerial statement to the House of Commons, Bryant said elections for a new government in the Turks & Caicos Islands, where Britain has imposed direct rule, should be held by July 2011, if not sooner. He also insisted that the 14 August suspension of ministerial government and the House of Assembly for a period of up to two years in TCI was “taken to restore the principles of good governance and sound financial management in the Turks and Caicos Islands.”

He also revealed that a full review of the TCI government`s finances has been undertaken and measures put in place to limit public expenditure, increase revenue and bring the Islands` debt under control.

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  1. Anonymous says:

     

    So this is what the British call "Woman Overboard" when they sack a Lady Minister.
    But never mind they lowered a ladder to pull her back on board – then sent her to sit in the bilges.
    Now Capt. Underpants is a different story.
    Like a spoilt kid with a new toy he just has to spout it out to tell everyone within hearing range. 
    Actually I am kinda getting to like him for the “jocker” that he is – just never take your eye off him, he is another dangerous nitwit. Let us hope that his FCO minders will keep him busy in Europe and I cannot wait to hear UK EU MP Daniel Hannan give him a dressing down like he did Gordon Brown. 

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94lW6Y4tBXs

    • Anonymouse says:

      We now live in a world stocked full of clueless leaders. Somebody has to have the gall to tell it like it is.

      If you watched the video Gordon Brown was laughing rather than listening.

      Typical behaviour of someone that is clueless.

      Lord help us.

  2. Anonymouse says:

    He was quickly put back because our comments did not favour his replacement and the Europeans dont want him either.

    Keep up the pressure and they will soon move him again.

    Maybe the Greeks will take him.

  3. Joe Average says:

    What???  You mean… they sailed right by the U. S in a warship…. to "restore the principles of good governance and sound financial management"   to…Turks and Caicos???  

    It’s a huge country!!   How did they miss it???

  4. Anonymous says:

     You want to look at what The Independent has to say 

     

    Glenys Kinnock dropped from European role

     

     

  5. Anonymous says:

    Oh shoot!  So they switched it back again and we’re stuck with Captain Underpants… this is not a good thing Cayman 🙁

  6. Anonymous says:

    I’m going to miss Captain Underpants.  There was just too much comedy involved.

  7. Mises’ Musings says:

    Wikipedia has a bio on the Baroness http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenys_Kinnock

    According to Wikipedia she is a serious humanist http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Humanist_Association

    We should definitely send Julianna to sort her out when Government goes back for more money in the new year. She could explain the Emporer’s slush fund and the payments to the churchs that support the UDP as evidence of sound fiscal policies. That ought to do it.

     

  8. Anonymous says:

     

    Hmmm…Baroness Kinnock… we will see who she is

     
    I hope she has a good heart and mean these Islands well. May the Lord unify us both on good terms; both our C.I. Government and the members of the FCO. It is not right that we hold separate views against each other. It is our responsibility to always keep those in Government in our prayers and meditations.
     
    Peace  
  9. Panty Man says:

    Maybe, just maybe, this god fella does exist after all

    • B. Washed says:

      Then again, maybe not.

      • Anonymous says:

        A lot to lose if you are wrong and He does exist. "Too late, too late" shall be the cry! Is that a gamble you want to take? 

  10. Joe Average says:

    Baroness Kinnock looks a lot like a more reasonable person.  But I don’t think I’d want to negotiate with her without a bodyguard.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Another leftwing old time socialist. God help us-and Britain.